Just because I'm occasionally a dumbass...

Dude... gotta get laid.  Now, before you say anything, I am NOT that type of girl.  I am not going to go out hunting for sex.  I'm not even going to accept random offers, should that unlikely scenario occur.  No, I'm pretty picky.  That being said... fantasies are becoming more and more frequent.  Heaven forbid He Who Shall Not Be Named make any sort of sexual move - I'd like to keep my respect and my defenses are awfully low.  Jeez.  I really haven't learned, have I?  Elliot, Riley, Gavin... the first one humiliated me, the second broke my heart, and the third was probably the worst fucking jackass I've ever met.  And here I am again, crushing madly on... grrr, I want to give him a name.  But no.